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Hoptron 5000 – Now Released!

Hurray, the day we’ve all been waiting for! Hoptron 5000 is now released and playable for free.

Grab in for Androidhttps://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.robosaucegames.hoptron

and Applehttps://itunes.apple.com/us/app/hoptron-5000/id1059941636?ls=1&mt=8

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DESCRIPTION:

It’s time to kick evil butt as Hoptron 5000, the baddest Samurai Robot Ninja Bunny in the universe!

Take Hoptron on a stylish rampage through waves of evil food monsters, and epic boss battles in your quest to defeat the evil Magic Man jerk face and return to robot world!

Hoptron is a fun filled wacky adventure full of intense action, silly humor, 4th wall breaking jokes, a bunch of upgrades and magic powers, a crazy surprise ending, and a ton of AWESOMENESS.

I’m excited just writing about it!

FEATURES:

– Focused on Fun
3 intense game modes to play through, with a sweet story and explosions and stuff!

– Awesome Boss Battles
From Giant watermelons to Evil Birthday Cakes to Enraged Fast Food monsters!

– Daily Arena Mode
Face off against 10 real players in a new challenge every day. The better you do the more points you win to unlock Hoptron’s ultimate ability.

– Crazy Surprise Ending!
Even the game designer was surprised how the game ended! How in the heck!?

– Tons of Power-ups!
Turn your Hoptron into a total badass as you collect Awesome-Points and use these for upgrades!

– Play on the Go!
Only have 5 minutes to play? No problem! Save in the middle of a battle and later continue exactly where you left off.

– Sophisticated Humor Elements
Like fart jokes! Each level replay brings new humorous dialogue between Hoptron and the Evil Magic-Man.

STORY:

One day, robot world’s most awesome robot: Hoptron 5000 was eating a delicious burrito, when suddenly the Evil Magic-Man appeared.

The Magic-Man declared that he didn’t like Hoptron because he was too awesome or something and decided to steal his burrito and send him to evil giant food world to “die like an idiot.”

Hoptron didn’t die like an idiot though, instead he got angry and decided to slice his way through thousands of evil enemies and intense boss battles to eventually reach the Magic-Man, get his burrito back and return home… maybe…

5 STAR REVIEWS:

“This game is better than sex!” – Todd the virgin
“The only bad part about this game, is knowing I have to stop playing it when I die!” – Crazy fan
“Literally the best game I’ve ever played!” – A newborn baby
“Playing this game is better than being diagnosed with leprosy!” – Leprosy sufferer
“Pretty good game sweetie but you should get a real job” – Developer’s Mom

Lame things this game DOESN’T HAVE

– No energy system to limit your play
– No required internet connection, play anywhere, anytime
– No ‘impossible to complete without making an in-app-purchase’ nonsense
– No forced ads, optional ads only
– No locked features requiring you to share on social networks

Just an honest game focused on making you smile!

Hurray!

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